The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

These classic solid grey boxer briefs are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection. For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, these grey pouch boxers will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

SHINESTY BALL HAMMOCK®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.